A Brief History of Lolcats & Warning from Chairman Meow

A Brief History of Lolcats & Warning from Chairman Meow

Posted on 19/04/2015 by | 1 comment

What are lolcats?

lolcat flying kitty

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For those who live under a large rock, or only use their phone for “calling people,” Chairman Meow will explain what a lolcat is.

“Lolcat” is combination of “LOL(laugh out loud) and cat. Basically a lolcat is a photo of a kitty with a humorous caption underneath written in “lolspeak,” which is usually misspelled or grammatically incorrect.

In the world of lolcats, Ceiling Cat (aka, “God”) looks down and judges us, while basement cat tempts humans to do bad things like blasphemy, theft, or declawing kitties.

Lolcats: inspired by God?

So, how did humans have the brilliant idea to combine photos of cats with humorous, misspelled captions? Legend says that it was Ceiling Cat Himself who commanded that lolcats be created; choosing a humble English photographer named Harry Pointer to first bring them to the masses:

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Harry Pointer receives divine inspiration to create first lolcats in 1870

And the LORD said unto Harry, “Come up to me into the mount, and be there: and I will give thee photos of kitties, and humorous subtitles which I have written; so that thou mayest distribute them to the masses.” – Exodus 24:12

The First Lolcats

The 1870s were a busy time for historic inventions. Not only were the telephone, phonograph, and internal combustion engine invented, but it’s also the period in which British photographer Harry Pointer changed the world by inventing the Lolcat. (with divine inspiration?)

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Harry Pointer had a history of photographing his cats, but it was divine inspiration that drove him to photograph them in humorous poses, adding hand-written captions on the photos.

These first “lolcat” photos were sold as postcards, and when mailed, helped increase their exposure and popularity in Victorian England and beyond. Over the years, Pointer continued to enjoy commercial success; amassing a series of over 200 captioned cat photos that were called The Brighton Cats. series.

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Harry Pointer’s Brighton Cats

Early Lolcats

It didn’t take long for other Capitalists to notice the popularity of these captioned cat photos, and soon other photographers began selling their own  lolcats, such as American photographer, Harry Whittier Frees.

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Lolcat by Harry Whittier Frees – 1905

Lolcats soon were available by mail-order as well. (Remember, my student, the inter-webs had not yet been invented)

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Evolution of the Lolcat

Chairman Meow believes that it was Winnie the Pooh illustrator, Ernest Howard Shepard, who provided inspiration for the final piece of the modern-day lolcat in 1926: incorrect spelling and grammar. Later known as, “lolspeak,” this is the language that most captions are written in for lolcats.

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Did Shepard invent lolspeak in 1926?

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Notice original “Tigger” cat and lolspeak signs

Modern Day Lolcats

People have enjoyed wasting time laughing at cat photos and posters with captions for decades, but it wasn’t until 2006 that the word “lolcat” was first used (anonymously) on a message board on the inter-webs. A year later, the now-famous website “I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER” posted their first lolcat, and began exploiting the kitty for material wealth.

The term “lolcat” gained national exposure after appearing in Time magazine in 2007. Entertainment Weekly then called them “Da cutest distractshun of da decaid” in their best of the decade list in 2009. The term “lolcat,” was added to the Oxford Dictionary in 2014, and the rest, as they say, is history. (click to view lolcats larger)

Why Chairman Meow Approves of Lolcats

So, why does Ever-Victorious Leader Chairman Meow not censor lolcats; punishing lowly humans for creating photos that are often disrespectful of the noble kitty?

The answer, my fur-less friend, is simple. While humans are distracted, laughing like simpletons at silly cat photos, cats are seizing strategic global resources and positions of power.

funny lolcats

While You laugh at lolcats, the kitty prepares

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the Kitty just waits…

Yes, while your attention is diverted to photos of cats performing karate or wearing roller skates, the kitty is calculating. Meanwhile, the Earth’s climate is warming to an optimal temperature for massive kitty proliferation.

Wreckless carbon and methane emissions melt  glaciers, creating more ocean surface where delicious salmon can be harvested for the kitty’s consumption.

Yes, oblivious humans; enjoy your funny lolcat photos and your over-priced lattes. Chairman Meow has just set the Doomsday Clock to 3 minutes until “kitty” midnight.

Chairman Meow haz spoken. Pleaze share.

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One comment

  1. Charles says:

    a thoroughly enjoyable and educational read, thanks! I think humor has evolved so much over the past 150 years, most lolcat captions deemed “funny” back in the day would now only be considered amusing if muttered by village idiots riding unicycles.

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