Kim Jong Un Assembles a Girl Band: Chairman Meow Responds With Challenge
“…I’m in command, hot damn, I got an all-girl band!” – Salt n’ Peppa
In a move seems to directly challenge Chairman Meow and other world leaders, Kim Jong Un has assembled a state-sponsored North Korean army girl band. In this newly released video, you can watch them playing toe-tapping propaganda favorites like “Let’s Support Our Supreme Commander With Arms:”
Chairman Meow Responds to Kim Jong Un’s Army Girl Band With Challenge
Dear “Supreme Leader,” you are not the first dictator to assemble a band. In fact, Chairman Meow has won many prestigious awards for producing the pleasing Holiday sounds of his own band; the “Rockcats” aka the original “Pussy Riot:”
Kim Jong Un’s Moranbong Girl Band vs. Original Pussy Riot?
So, Mr. Un, let us have a “battle of the bands,” as the Americans say. Then, we shall let the people decide whose band is truly supreme.
Perhaps we should set the stakes high? As the devil once said, “I’ll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul ’cause I think (my cat band) is better than you…”
Chairman Meow haz spoken…
- Kim Jong Un has a personal girl band, and it’s giving ‘friendship performances’ in China – Washington Post