Buy Chairman Meow Army T-Shirts: Support the Kitty Revolution!
Chairman Meow is the self-proclaimed leader of the Kitty Revolution. He promotes a radical, yet peaceful ideology and envisions a future of cat world domination.
The Ministry of Feline Propaganda has recently created a t-shirt design honoring Great Leader Chairman Meow; and the result is simply glorious:
There are only a limited number of these professionally screen-printed American Apparel t-shirts available! (only 25 in each size: S, M, L XL)
About these glorious Chairman Meow T-Shirts:
- American Apparel “fine jersey” t-shirts: made & printed in USA
- “2001” style is unisex for men or women
- 2-sided screen printed design (small star design on back, between shoulders)
- 4.3 oz. 100% combed ring-spun cotton “army” color
- May save you from working in the salt mines when cats take over the world
- Small, Medium, Large, X-Large: $22 each
*Additional t-shirts, please add $20 each. International shipping, add $4.
American Apparel T-Shirt Sizing Chart:
*Please review t-shirt sizing carefully before purchase. Because Chairman Meow shuns Capitalism, he has little money, and can not afford to pay for returns due to sizing or individual fit of t-shirts.
More About the Kitty Revolution & Chairman Meow.
Humans have screwed things up, and find themselves on an unsustainable course.
Recent scientific data also confirms that climate change is lengthening the kitty breeding season; causing them to multiply at an even faster rate.
Yes, comrades, over 80 million cats in the U.S. alone are just watching and waiting for the signal to topple mankind; instituting a new, kitty world order.
Although all humans will be cat-servants in the future, those who have pledged their allegiance to the Kitty Revolution and Chairman Meow will be spared from the worst punishment, including working in the salt mines, catnip fields, and at the DMV.
Show your support for the Kitty Revolution by wearing a Chairman Meow army t-shirt… before it’s too late.