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  • • Kim Jong Un Assembles a Girl Band: Chairman Meow Responds With Challenge

    • Kim Jong Un Assembles a Girl Band: Chairman Meow Responds With Challenge

    Posted on 11/12/2015 by | 2 comments

    “…I’m in command, hot damn, I got an all-girl band!” – Salt n’ Peppa

    In a move seems to directly challenge Chairman Meow and other world leaders, Kim Jong Un has assembled a  state-sponsored North Korean army girl band. In this newly released video, you can watch them playing toe-tapping propaganda favorites like “Let’s Support Our Supreme Commander With Arms:”

    Chairman Meow Responds to Kim Jong Un’s Army Girl Band With Challenge

    Dear “Supreme Leader,” you are not the first dictator to assemble a band. In fact, Chairman Meow has won many prestigious awards for producing the pleasing Holiday sounds of his own band; the “Rockcats” aka the original “Pussy Riot:”

    Kim Jong Un’s Moranbong Girl Band vs. Original Pussy Riot?

    kim jong un hairSo, Mr. Un, let us have a “battle of the bands,” as the Americans say. Then, we shall let the people decide whose band is truly supreme.

    Perhaps we should set the stakes high? As the devil once said, “I’ll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul ’cause I think (my cat band) is better than you…”

    Chairman Meow haz spoken…

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  • • Cats Aid In Brussels Lockdown; Fight Terrorism

    • Cats Aid In Brussels Lockdown; Fight Terrorism

    Posted on 24/11/2015 by | 1 comment

    stay calm tweet catBelgians Fight Terror With Lolcat Photos: Brussels, Belgium was put on lock-down under the highest level of terror alert this week. Humans were asked to stay indoors while anti-terrorism raids were carried out in Belgium, and asked not to tweet or share anything about the raids on social media.

    The concern was that terrorists might be tipped off to the raids based on the use of #BrusselsLockdown hashtag which might reveal the location of Belgian police.

    In response, residents of Belgium flooded the #BrusselsLockdown hashtag with photos of vigilant cats and cat memes in a unified effort to confuse terrorists.

    As you know, cats have been central in the global War on Terror from the beginning;  contributing surveillance as well as executing pinpoint attacks against jihadists.

    Here are a few of the recent tweets that show the united feline vigilance against terror in Brussels:

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    #BrusselsLockdown: Belgians Fight Terror With Cat Memes During #BrusselsLockdown – Time.com

    #brusselslockdown cats – NPR.org

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  • • Chairman Meow Promises to Send Cat to Mars: Commissions T-Shirt Design

    • Chairman Meow Promises to Send Cat to Mars: Commissions T-Shirt Design

    Posted on 30/09/2015 by | 1 comment

    chairman meowUpon hearing that there is water on Mars, Great Leader Chairman Meow has quickly promised to send a cat there to search for fishes, issuing the following statement:

    “Since the Soviets sent a dog to space, we have been waiting for a good reason to respond by launching a kitteh into orbit. We haz waited many years, because space is generally cold and boring, and the food is bad. However, upon hearing that there is water on Mars, Chairman Meow believes that there may also be tasty fishes, and we must go eat them.”

    When asked how such an expedition would be funded, a Chairman Meow announced that he had commissioned a t-shirt design to fund the trip.

    “Chairman Meow does not know a lot about Capitalism, but I know that selling t-shirts to Capitalist Pigs should finance the cost of getting a kitteh to Mars so that they can search for new, exotic tasty kinds of fishes and bring them back so that Chairman Meow and other kittehs may eat them.”

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    The t-shirt design, titled, “Believe,” has been posted on threadless.com where it may be printed if there is enough support.

    “Chairman Meow encourages you to buy one of these t-shirts to show ur Kitteh Patriotism.”

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  • • Lenin Cat Professes Allegiance to Chairman Meow; Insults Kim Jong-Un

    • Lenin Cat Professes Allegiance to Chairman Meow; Insults Kim Jong-Un

    Posted on 16/09/2015 by | 1 comment

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    chairman meowAP: Lenin Cat Declares Fondness for Chairman Meow

    Tensions with North Korea were strained further today, as Lenin Cat declared his allegiance to Chairman Meow, potentially shifting the balance of global power and unsettling already volatile financial markets.

    Many see Lenin Cat’s declaration of support for Chairman Meow as an insult to Communist North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, whom Chairman Meow has condemned for years.

    Kim Jong Un Fires Back

    kim jong un hairIn response to Lenin Cat’s declaration, Kim Jong-Un positioned an extra 10,000 North Korean troops on the border with the South, and reportedly fired a large rocket into the South China sea; claiming that it killed “many delicious fishes, including salmon,” a favorite meal of the kitteh.

    He also claimed that the country is perfecting a large, nuclear-powered space laser pointer that can reach as far as North America; potentially rendering cats there helpless against it’s attraction.

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  • Yoda Cat Costumes for The Kitty: Cats Are Small & Wise Like Yoda

    Yoda Cat Costumes for The Kitty: Cats Are Small & Wise Like Yoda

    Posted on 09/09/2015 by | 1 comment

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    Dress Your Own Wise Cat As Yoda w/ a Yoda Cat Costume and Ears

    Chairman Meow Says: How many times have you sat around the house saying, “My kitteh iz so wise… I should dress him like Yoda.” Well, because of recent advances in technology known as the “the inter-webs.” now you can:

    yoday cat star warsStar Wars Yoda Pet Costume

    Are Cat Yoda Costumes Approved By Chairman Meow?

    chairman meowYou see, much like Yoda, the kitty is wise like a small, furry Buddha.

    So, is it wrong to give your kitty a Yoda costume, so that they may look even more wise? I think not. Plus, your silly purchase of cat costume will inch Capitalism System one step closer to collapse.

    So, enjoy your Yoda cat costume, silly human. Take funny picture of your cat wearing it, and post on Facebook so that your insecure human friends may laugh at the noble kitty

    …but know that all the while the clock is ticking until the Glorious Kitty Revolution; after which, maybe the kitty will dress YOU In silly costume and take picture.

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    “Much to learn, you still have” – Yoda cat
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