About Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow is the self-proclaimed leader of the Kitty Revolution. He dispenses wisdom and money-saving coupons to the masses through the “interwebs,” a new technology that allows photos of cats to be exchanged across many miles without leaving one’s home.
Chairman Meow: Like a feline Robin Hood
Chairman Meow distributes coupons in order to stick it to The Man; hoping that one day Capitalism will destroy itself. Until then, he enjoys using American currency to buy essential commodities such as cat nip and fishy treats.
Chairman Meow also sells t-shirts with his likeness in order to protest the evils of Capitalism, and enjoys a healthy profit margin on all sales.
Did you know?
- Glorious Teacher Meow is older than the moon
- You can not pick up Chairman Meow, as he is made completely of sunshine
- He has over 17 titles, including: “Ever Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander,” “Great Sun of the Nation,” “Glorious General, Who Descended from Heaven,” and “Shining Star of Paektu Mountain”
- He is believed to be “the furry love-child of Bobby Seale and Mother Teresa.”