About Chairman Meow

Posted on 18/11/2014 by | 2 comments

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Chairman Meow is the self-proclaimed leader of the Kitty Revolution. He dispenses wisdom and money-saving coupons to the masses through the “interwebs,” a new technology that allows photos of cats to be exchanged across many miles without leaving one’s home.

Chairman Meow: Like a feline Robin Hood

Chairman Meow distributes coupons in order to stick it to The Man; hoping that one day Capitalism will destroy itself. Until then, he enjoys using American currency to buy essential commodities such as cat nip and fishy treats.

Chairman Meow also sells t-shirts with his likeness in order to protest the evils of Capitalism, and enjoys a healthy profit margin on all sales.

chairman meow with workers

Did you know?

  • Glorious Teacher Meow is older than the moon
  • You can not pick up Chairman Meow, as he is made completely of sunshine
  • He has over 17 titles, including: “Ever Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander,” “Great Sun of the Nation,” “Glorious General, Who Descended from Heaven,” and “Shining Star of Paektu Mountain”
  • He is believed to be “the furry love-child of Bobby Seale and Mother Teresa.”

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2 comments

  1. Mr. Tiger says:

    I nominate the Divine Chairman Meow for President.

    He is and Shall always be infinitely more benevolent , better smelling, intelligent, charming, sweet and handsome than the toad we currently have in the White House.

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